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Who is a school teacher??? A MUST READ FOR EVERY MOM, DAD,GRAND-MOM,GRAND, DAD,BRO,SIS,AUNT,UNCLE AND POLITICIANS OF ALL HUE AND CRY.
IN MY OPINION, I THINK TEACHERS AND LECTURERS SHOULD BE THE HIGHEST PAID IN THE WORLD!
VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TO READ……READ…..READ…….TO THE END!
PLEASE READ…RE-READ……….AND THEN PASS ON THIS EMAIL FORWARD!!!
From A International School Principal’s speech at a graduation..
He said, “Doctor wants his child to become a doctor………
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.
One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued,
“What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?”
To stress his point he said to another guest;
“You’re a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?”
Teacher Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied,
“You want to know what I make?
(She paused for a second, then began…)
“Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can’t make them sit for 5 min. without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.
You want to know what I make?
(She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table)
I make kids wonder.
I make them question.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.
I teach them how to write and then I make them write.
Keyboarding isn’t everything.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them show all their work in math.
They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.
I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know about English while preserving their unique cultural identity.
I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.
Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life
( Bonnie paused one last time and then continued.)
Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn’t everything,
I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make?
I MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN ALL YOUR LIVES,EDUCATING KIDS AND PREPARING THEM TO BECOME CEO’s, AND DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS……….
What do you make Mr. CEO?
His jaw dropped; he went silent.
THIS IS WORTH SENDING TO EVERY TEACHER & CEO, EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW. Even all
personal teachers like mother, father, brother, sister, coach and spiritual leader/teacher.
Step I :-
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :-
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them..Step III :-
Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.
Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless… …
If you don’t follow atleast these 3 easy steps to reduce computer eye strain while you are on the Internet going through beautiful website designs and reading interesting emails you might end up with a eye like this…
We surely don’t want our eye to look like the above picture…..
Do remember to pass this important message to your friends…….
*After a long long time I have come across a good one guys……..
GREED NEVER PAYS !!!!!!!!!!!
*An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! *
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!” The woman
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
She’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s
So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like to
Moral of the story:
*Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
Please scroll down. **
Moral of the story **:
**Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart **. **
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show **
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN HINGLISH! Hilarious !!!>
This is an actual letter (taken from The Times of India ) in response to a `Marriage
Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am
seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper.
So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the
marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside
Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna
only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna
Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body
is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly.
I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a
good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the
balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are
afraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high. That is very
danger for them.
I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft
because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on
top. That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad
things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it
not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting
everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything.
Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I
pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday
open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living
with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own
hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you
will come and take my things into your hands.
Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly
loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you
and press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up,
with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am
stiff with excitement and anticipation.
Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.
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