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Funny Chinese Email: China Business School

( This is the English Translation:- )
There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”.

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”.

One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her “Please be civilised!

This is a robbery and not a rape!”

 

This is called “Being Professional –> Focus only on what you are trained to do!”

When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who in only primary school educated), “Big bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older robber rebutted and said, “You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

 

This is called “Experience –> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!”

After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.  The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait, let’s put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed”.

 

 

This is called “Swim with the tide –> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!”

The supervisor says “It will be good if there is a robbery every month”.

This is called “Killing Boredom –> Happiness is most important.”

The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB.  The robbers were very angry and complained “We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers.  It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!”

 

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold !”

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity –> daring to take risks!”

Golfing Woman And The Wishing Frog – Enjoy The Joke!

*After a long long time I have come across a good one guys……..

GREED NEVER PAYS !!!!!!!!!!!
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*An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! *

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!” The woman
said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will floc to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-

She’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
than you. ”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s
his is mine.”

So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like to
have a mild heart attack.” *

Moral of the story:

*Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers:

This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good *

Male readers:

Please scroll down. **

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The man had a heart attack ten times
“milder” than his wife!!! **

Moral of the story **:

**Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart **. **

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show **

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!! **

You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
ladies who have a good sense of humour :)* ****

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