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Funny Chinese Email: China Business School

( This is the English Translation:- )
There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”.

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”.

One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her “Please be civilised!

This is a robbery and not a rape!”

 

This is called “Being Professional –> Focus only on what you are trained to do!”

When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who in only primary school educated), “Big bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older robber rebutted and said, “You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

 

This is called “Experience –> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!”

After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.  The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait, let’s put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed”.

 

 

This is called “Swim with the tide –> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!”

The supervisor says “It will be good if there is a robbery every month”.

This is called “Killing Boredom –> Happiness is most important.”

The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB.  The robbers were very angry and complained “We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers.  It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!”

 

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold !”

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity –> daring to take risks!”

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Salary Theorem – The Less You Know, The More You Make!

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The Less You Know, The More You Make

 

“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People.”

 

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

 

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

 

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

 

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

 

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

 

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

 

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

 

In Saw how this happens in a previous email titled

First Class, Second Class And No Class Students Jobs Later In Life

So Can This Email Forward Be True?

 

Thought To Ponder….

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Intelligence Test – How Many Animals Do You See in This Picture?

 

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3) If you can read this you have a Strong Mind!

4) Short Neurolougical Test

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Beware of Gas Ovens: Home Gas Oven Leak Explosion Pictures

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The Incident

This incident happened in Riyadh last year (4 May 2011 ) . I personally know this family and I went to Riyadh to condolence them last weekend .

I know the person who was killed (Allah mercy upon him) . The family consists of a husband and wife and one baby girl.

They went to have the diner outside the house. They came back around midnight. When they got in their apartment they discovered that there was a gas leak in the kitchen they could feel the strong smell of gas.

The husband got in the kitchen and opened the light . Once he opened the light the kitchen exploded because of the spark form the light switch . He completely burned and was killed immediately.

The wall of the kitchen braked and some of the furniture were found 200 m away form the house in the street .

The wife is still in the ICU .

Allah saved the baby girl since her bed flipped down and protected her.

The lessons learned form this incident are :

1. When there is gas leak, never ever open any ignition source (any kind of spark).
2. Try to use electrical oven instead of gas oven.

Our warm condolence for Abdul Majeed family and their relative .

ALL MODERN TECHNOLOGIES ARE GOOD FRIENDS BUT CAN ALSO MAKE BAD ENEMIES.

 

Beware of using unsafe devices like gas ovens in your beautiful homes.

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