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Funny Indian SARDARJI Jokes

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup….

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child
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Golfing Woman And The Wishing Frog – Enjoy The Joke!

*After a long long time I have come across a good one guys……..

GREED NEVER PAYS !!!!!!!!!!!
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*An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! *

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!” The woman
said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will floc to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-

She’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
than you. ”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s
his is mine.”

So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like to
have a mild heart attack.” *

Moral of the story:

*Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers:

This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good *

Male readers:

Please scroll down. **

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The man had a heart attack ten times
“milder” than his wife!!! **

Moral of the story **:

**Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart **. **

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show **

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!! **

You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
ladies who have a good sense of humour :)* ****

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Indian At Wal-Mart Job Interview Joke

O HAVE A LAUGH!

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An Office Manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.

 

After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Gujarati from India.

 

He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

 

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest thing you know?”

 

Dave, the American, replied, “A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There’s no warning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.”

 

“That’s very good!” replied the interviewer.

 

“And now you sir?” he asked Vladimir, the Russian.

 

“Hmm… let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know.”

 

“Excellent!” said the interviewer. “The blink of an eye, that’s a very popular cliché for speed.”
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply.

 

“Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on Yep, Turning on a LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.”

 

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. “It’s hard to beat the speed of light” he said.

 

Turning to Patel, the Guy from India, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Patel replied, (in his Gujju accent!) “Apter herring da 3 prebius ansers sir, et’s obius to me dat the fastest thing is DIARRHEA.”

 

“WHAT!?” said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats…

“Oh, I can expleyn sir,” said Patel.

“You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was pheeling bad and so I run so fast to the baatrum,, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I alredi done it !”

 

Patel is now the new “Office Manager” at Wal-Mart in Washington.

 

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Hidden Truth… Indian Moon Mission Before USA!

It’s a Hidden truth …..

 

 

It’s a Hidden truth …..

But Indians were the 1st, and reached the Moon much before the USA guys

 

Look at the shadows below .

 

Have u ever noticed the images that we see ?

 

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This is known to the world…………

 

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“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

 

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