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The relationship!
*Pencil:* I’m sorry…. *Eraser:* For what? You didn’t do anything wrong. *Pencil:* I’m sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, *Eraser:* That’s true. But I don’t really mind. You see, I was made to do I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very This is for all parents out there…..
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The Mysterious Phone Bill
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for meeting… on a Sunday morning… after breakfast… Dad: People this is unacceptable. OK I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone. Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile. All of them now in a state of shock and together they look at their maid who until now is patiently listening to them. Maid (un baffled): So – what is the problem? We all use our work telephone.
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Hope this interesting story touches you the way it touched me!
GOODBYE MOM
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
He answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..
“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”
The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!
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Pakistan has some of the most beautiful scenery & tourist attractions on our planet! However because of the problems in that country the only way most of us can see them is by looking at interesting pictures like the 25 below!
So take a look and then share with your friends some of the world’s amazing and hidden nature secrets and beautiful scenery that lies hidden from the well beaten tourist tracks in that infamous country called Pakistan!!!
“Astola Island” [near Pasni Baluchistan 40 km from shore]. Astola is Pakistan’s largest offshore island and the only significant offshore island in the northern Arabian Sea.
The Kachura Lakes are two lakes in the Skardu District of Gilgit-Baltistan, Northern Pakistan. The lakes, at 2,500 metres (8,200 ft) in elevation, are Upper Kachura Lake and Lower Kachura Lake.
 The Longest Railway Gradient of the PlanetThis is an amazing view of a tunnel and bridge over a river on the railway track from “Rohri to Quetta”. This track passes through 20 tunnels and over 368 bridges. It’s the longest Railway gradient of world, and most scenic Railway ride of Asia.
Maka was an important early eastern satrapy of Cyrus the Great, founder of the Achaemenid Empire.
Kalam Valley is known for its waterfalls, lakes and lush green hills, and is a 270 km drive from Islamabad, the capital of Pakistan. On the left [Paiju peaks], middle ,[Trango towers] & on the right [Grand Cathedra].
 Rakaposhi, Pakistan.Rakaposhi is also known as Dumani [Mother of Mist]. It is situated in the Nagar valley.
The Karmabar Lake is almost 3 km long approx and it is 4300 meters above sea level. The flowers of autumns are worth seeing on this lake.
 The Great Trango Tower, 6,286 m (20,608 ft).(Tallest vertical mountain of world)
The east face of the Great Trango Tower features the world’s greatest nearly vertical drop. [aka Tallest vertical mountain of world]  Is this Great Wall of China? No. It’s Wall of Sindh in Ranikot [3 hrs drive from Karachi].  “Arror Rock” [near Rohri in Sindh]The erosions and shape of rock was caused by natural forces.
In Pakistan there are more than 80 active mud volcanoes, all of them in Baluchistan province; there are about 10 locations
Also known as Hunza Lake is a lake in the Hunza Valley of northern Pakistan. The beautiful lake was formed due to a massive landslide at Attabad village in Gilgit-Baltistan, 9 miles (14 km) upstream (east)
It got Mysterious Mud mountains, beautiful blue water Hingol river, desert and deep blue Arabian sea. [3.5 hrs drive from Karachi on Makran coastal highway]
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The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?” “I really don’t know unless I weigh it,” said the professor, “but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?” ‘Nothing’ …the students said. ‘Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?’ the professor asked. ‘Your arm would begin to ache’ said one of the student “You’re right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?” “Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!” “Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?” Asked the professor. ‘No’.. Was the answer. “Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?” The students were puzzled. “What should I do now to come out of pain?” asked professor again. “Put the glass down!” said one of the students “Exactly!” said the professor. Life’s problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.
It’s important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to ‘PUT THEM DOWN’ at the end of every day before you go to sleep… That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way! So, when you start your day today, Remember to ‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!
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The Still Life Pictures
What Is the Purpose of this life?
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LAWYER: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ LAWYER: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan _______________________________ LAWYER: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ LAWYER: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there.. ____________________________________________ LAWYER: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. LAWYER: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ LAWYER: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. LAWYER: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ LAWYER: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. LAWYER: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. LAWYER: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ LAWYER: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ LAWYER: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ LAWYER: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ LAWYER: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. LAWYER: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ LAWYER: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. LAWYER: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. LAWYER: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different Attorney. Can I get a new Attorney? ____________________________________________ LAWYER: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. LAWYER: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ LAWYER: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard LAWYER: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ LAWYER: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ LAWYER: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ LAWYER: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ LAWYER: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM LAWYER: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.. ____________________________________________ LAWYER: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: LAWYER: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. LAWYER: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. LAWYER: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. LAWYER: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. LAWYER: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. LAWYER: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. – George Davey
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A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him - That’s Advertising.
3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives
Royce……..
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