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GOODBYE MOM!! (Hope this story touches you the way it touched me!)

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Hope this interesting story touches you the way it touched me!

GOODBYE MOM

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

 

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

 

He answered, “That’s okay.”

 

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”

 

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”

 

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

 

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

 

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..

 

“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”

 

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said
You’d be paying for her things, too.”

 

 

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.


Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!

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Happiness is rooted in Simplicity

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What Is the Purpose of this life?

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Short Lawyer Jokes – from Disorder in the American Courts Book

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funny lawyer jokesThese funny lawyer jokes are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

 

LAWYER: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’

LAWYER: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan

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LAWYER: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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LAWYER: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there..

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LAWYER: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

LAWYER: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

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LAWYER: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.

LAWYER: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.

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LAWYER: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

LAWYER: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget..

LAWYER: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________

LAWYER: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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LAWYER: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.

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LAWYER: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

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LAWYER: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

LAWYER: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid

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LAWYER: She had three children , right?

WITNESS: Yes.

LAWYER: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

LAWYER: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different Attorney. Can I get a new Attorney?

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LAWYER: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

LAWYER: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

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LAWYER: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard

LAWYER: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.

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LAWYER: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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LAWYER: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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LAWYER: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral…

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LAWYER: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

LAWYER: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished..

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LAWYER: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

LAWYER: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

LAWYER: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

LAWYER: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..

LAWYER: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

LAWYER: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

LAWYER: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

George Davey

 

Update: Many people want to get there hands on a copy of the book these jokes were mentioned in and read all the other funny stories like this that happened in US courts. However our brief search didn’t turn up any book by the name mentioned in this funny email forward which were supposedly the source of these legal jests. However there are atleast 3 books on Amazon.com online bookstore that might be the source of these jokes.

If anyone knows that any of those books contain these jokes or you find the exact book called Disorder in the American Courts please leave a comment and let everyone know…

Thanks

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Yes You Can… But Not Everyone Can Do This…

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Did You Know ???

 

Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst

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But the Cactus Did it.

 

Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation

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But the Lion Did it.

 

Not Every Flower Can Represent Love

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But Roses Did it.

 

Not Every Monkey Can Read E-Mails

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But You Did it !!!!! Congrats!!

 

PASS THIS ON TO THE NEXT MONKEY AND DON’T BREAK THE CHAIN

 

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If you can read this you have a Strong Mind

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Now isn’t this interesting?

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