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In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor’s office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a African Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a Cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo Bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)
A Laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
And finally the all time classic sign quote:
Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window: IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…
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A helicopter pilot and his boss were able to capture these amazing pictures of a incredible weather phenomenon recently in Panama City beach FL in the United States. This photos of this incident which were take on February 5th 2012 has now become famous on the Internet as cloud tsunami at Panama City beach.
Environmentalists are saying this is a wave of cloud with thick fog which they call, “cloud form waves”. But the online community has been quick to called it as a, “cloud tsunami”
Helicopter pilot Mike Schaeffer and his boss JR Hott, (owner of Panhandle Helicopter services) which offers Panama city tourists sky tours around the area were the photographers who managed to capture these rare scenes.
According to one explanation, this happens as the hot air mist which is blown towards Panama City beach in Florida encounters the the tall skyscrapers on the beach. The humid hot air then rises up and freezes because of the temperature drop to become like a cloud and form this amazing scenery.
These photos have become a big hit across the world through Facebook sharing.
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It has been suggested that people should name their children according to their occupation or job. For instance:
Lawyer’s daughter: Sue
Thief’s son: Rob
Lawyer’s son: Will
Doctor’s son: Bill
Hair stylist’s son: Bob
Homeopathic doctor’s son: Herb
Justice of the peace’s daughter: Mary
Sound stage technician’s son: Mike
Gambler’s daughter: Bette
Iron worker’s son: Rusty
Sweeper’s son: Dustin
TV star’s daughter: Emmy
Movie star’s son: Oscar
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Can you find the mistake in this picture?
Find the mistake, don’t giveaway the answer, just like and share.
Optical Illusions Pictures
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When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don ‘ t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
you ‘ re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he ‘ s only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he ‘ s on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it ‘ s because he ‘ s overworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
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ALL FAMILY MEMBERS SHOULD READ THIS, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN!
These crooks are getting very creative!
A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names in her cell phone contacts list/directory after her handbag was stolen.
Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse, etc.., was stolen.
Twenty minutes later she called her husband, from a pay telephone telling him what had happened.
Her husband said, ‘I have just received your text message asking about our bank PIN number and I have replied a little while ago.’
When they rushed down to the bank, the staff told them all the money was already withdrawn.
The thief had actually used the stolen mobile phone to text her husband listed in the cell phone contacts list and got hold of their bank ATM card pin number.
Within twenty minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.
Moral of the story:
Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people on your cell phone contact list.
Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Mom, Dad, etc..,
And very importantly, when sensitive information is being asked for through text messages, CONFIRM by calling back.
Also, when you are being text messaged by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm whether that message came from them..
If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet ‘family and friends’ who text you.
PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON.
I never thought about THAT!
As of right now, do you have ‘home‘ listed in your cell phone directory?
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Hope this interesting story touches you the way it touched me!
GOODBYE MOM
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
He answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..
“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”
The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said
You’d be paying for her things, too.”
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!
Happiness is rooted in Simplicity
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WHY MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN
It’s not because they want to!!
See Also- 3 Stupid Stages Of Life
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One couldn’t give a piece of bread to the child in the picture above
But this painting where he looks sad was sold for hundreds of thousand of Rupees!
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20 Indian Rupees looks so big amount when you all have to give to a poor
But looks small when you’re giving it as a tip in a HOTEL!
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After whole day of hardwork , we have no problem to go to gym
But doing house work and helping mom looks tired!
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We wait for one full year for valentine’s day
But when do mother’s day come we never know!
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Praying to Allh a few minutes, 5 times a day looks hard
But 3 hours of movie is ok for us!
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On a new year we will think to forward happy messages
but we never think to FORWARD STRANGE MESSAGES LIKE THIS!
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May This New Year Be A Happy And Prosperous One To You!
But May You Also Remember The Less Fortunate People Too…
Lets Be Helping Hand This New Year!
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Pakistan has some of the most beautiful scenery & tourist attractions on our planet!
However because of the problems in that country the only way most of us can see them is by looking at interesting pictures like the 25 below!
So take a look and then share with your friends some of the world’s amazing and hidden nature secrets and beautiful scenery that lies hidden from the well beaten tourist tracks in that infamous country called Pakistan!!!
 Giant Cliffs in Astola Island
“Astola Island” [near Pasni Baluchistan 40 km from shore].
Astola is Pakistan’s largest offshore island and the only significant offshore island in the northern Arabian Sea.
The Kachura Lake
The Kachura Lakes are two lakes in the Skardu District of Gilgit-Baltistan, Northern Pakistan.
The lakes, at 2,500 metres (8,200 ft) in elevation, are Upper Kachura Lake and Lower Kachura Lake.
Dudiptsar Lake or Dudipat Lake is a lake encircled by snow clad peaks in Lulusar-Dudipatsar National Park.
The lake lies in the extreme north of the Kaghan Valley
 The Longest Railway Gradient of the PlanetThis is an amazing view of a tunnel and bridge over a river on the railway track from “Rohri to Quetta”.
This track passes through 20 tunnels and over 368 bridges.
It’s the longest Railway gradient of world, and most scenic Railway ride of Asia.
Makran, Pakistan.
The present day Makran derived its name from Maka, a satrap of Achaemenid Empire.
Maka was an important early eastern satrapy of Cyrus the Great, founder of the Achaemenid Empire.
Kalam Valley.
It is a valley along the upper reaches of the Swat River in Swat, Pakistan.
Kalam Valley is known for its waterfalls, lakes and lush green hills, and is a 270 km drive from Islamabad, the capital of Pakistan.
Concordia Base Camp, Pakistan
This is the view from Concordia towards the valley of the Baltoro Glacier at dawn.
On the left [Paiju peaks], middle ,[Trango towers] & on the right [Grand Cathedra].
Headmarala , Sialkot
Mountains of Jammu & Kashmir in the background.
 Rakaposhi, Pakistan.Rakaposhi is also known as Dumani [Mother of Mist]. It is situated in the Nagar valley.
Karamber Lake.
Karambar Pass marks the boundary between the Chitral and Ishkoman Districts of Pakistan.
The Karmabar Lake is almost 3 km long approx and it is 4300 meters above sea level. The flowers of autumns are worth seeing on this lake.
 The Great Trango Tower, 6,286 m (20,608 ft). (Tallest vertical mountain of world)
The east face of the Great Trango Tower features the world’s greatest nearly vertical drop. [aka Tallest vertical mountain of world]
Located in Gilgit-Baltistan Region of Pakistan. This is one of the most difficult mountains to climb.
Is this Great Wall of China?
No. It’s Wall of Sindh in Ranikot [3 hrs drive from Karachi].
It’s the part of one of the Largest Fort in World, Fort of Ranikot.
 “ Arror Rock” [near Rohri in Sindh] The erosions and shape of rock was caused by natural forces.
This is not Fox and Franz Josef Glacier, New Zealand.
This is Biafo Glacier – which is a 63 km long glacier in the Karakoram Mountains, Pakistan meets the 49 km long Hispar Glacier
at an altitude of 5,128 m (16,824 feet) at Hispar La (Pass) to create the world’s longest glacial system outside the polar regions.
Passu Peaks, Hunza, Pakistan.
Mysterious mountains stand like a wall between Hunza river and valley.
This is a ‘Mud Volcano’
In Pakistan there are more than 80 active mud volcanoes, all of them in Baluchistan province; there are about 10 locations
having clusters of mud volcanoes. In this region, the heights of mud volcanoes range between 800 to 1,550 feet
(243.8 to 472.4 m). The most famous is Chandaragup.
The epic Lake Saiful Muluk.
It is located at the northern end of the Kaghan Valley (34°52′37.34″N 73°41′37.71″E) near Naran, Pakistan.
The clarity of the water comes from the multiple glaciers all around the high basin which feed the lake.
K2 Mountain – 2nd Tallest Mountain In The World.
It is the second-highest mountain on Earth, only after Mount Everest. It has a peak elevation of 8,611 m [28,251 feet]!!!
Attabad Lake
Also known as Hunza Lake is a lake in the Hunza Valley of northern Pakistan.
The beautiful lake was formed due to a massive landslide at Attabad village in Gilgit-Baltistan, 9 miles (14 km) upstream (east)
of Karimabad that occurred on January 4, 2010. (wow a natural new lake!)
Is this Grand Canyon or Texas?
No. It’s Hingol National Park of Baluchistan, Pakistan.
It got Mysterious Mud mountains, beautiful blue water Hingol river, desert and deep blue Arabian sea. [3.5 hrs drive from Karachi on Makran coastal highway]
Cold Desert of Skardu in Pakistan.
This is one of the most beautiful tourists attraction of Northern areas of Pakistan. There are huge sand plains in Skardu.
Scenic Village Halmet, Neelum Valley, Pakistan.
Neelum Valley is definitely another hidden pearl of Pakistan. No other valley in Kashmir can compare this valley and even most of the Pakistanis know little about it and have little visited there.
Deosaid plains in Skardu, Pakistan
Laila Peak, Hushe, Karakoram Range, Pakistan
It has a distinctive spear-like shape. One of the most beautiful & scenic snow covered mountain of the world.
The Laila peak has been climbed only twice.
Bara Pani, Deosai plains in Skardu, Pakistan
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