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A new fuel tanker truck arrives on location somewhere in the Middle East.
The company manager in charge tells the fleet supervisor to ensure that the tanker truck is clearly labeled:
“Diesel Fuel” in Arabic and “No Smoking” in Arabic.
This is what he got …
(see attached photos)
This is for real !!!!
This is what the manager got on the tanker truck trailer
Is this stupid or ignorance?
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to revive and felt how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The Management Lessons From The Story
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! (Author unknown) Popularity: 1% Email This To Friends & Family
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Michael Jordan’s Wealth
Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there. If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he’ll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He’ll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He’ll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you’d be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. He’ll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he’ll pull in about $5600. This year, he’ll make more than twice as much as all past U.S. presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn’t it?
However…
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ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don ‘ t do it,
I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told,
When I please my boss,
When I make a mistake,
When I am out of the office,
When I am on a day off sick,
When I apply for leave,
When I do good,
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ALL FAMILY MEMBERS SHOULD READ THIS, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN! These crooks are getting very creative! A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names in her cell phone contacts list/directory after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse, etc.., was stolen. Twenty minutes later she called her husband, from a pay telephone telling him what had happened. Her husband said, ‘I have just received your text message asking about our bank PIN number and I have replied a little while ago.’ When they rushed down to the bank, the staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen mobile phone to text her husband listed in the cell phone contacts list and got hold of their bank ATM card pin number. Within twenty minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.
Moral of the story: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people on your cell phone contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Mom, Dad, etc.., And very importantly, when sensitive information is being asked for through text messages, CONFIRM by calling back. Also, when you are being text messaged by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm whether that message came from them.. If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet ‘family and friends’ who text you.
PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON. I never thought about THAT! As of right now, do you have ‘home‘ listed in your cell phone directory?
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The Mysterious Phone Bill
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for meeting… on a Sunday morning… after breakfast… Dad: People this is unacceptable. OK I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone. Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile. All of them now in a state of shock and together they look at their maid who until now is patiently listening to them. Maid (un baffled): So – what is the problem? We all use our work telephone.
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Hope this interesting story touches you the way it touched me!
GOODBYE MOM
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
He answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..
“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”
The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!
Happiness is rooted in Simplicity Interesting Emails Popularity: 13% Email This To Friends & Family
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WHY MEN DIE BEFORE WOMENIt’s not because they want to!!
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