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A new fuel tanker truck arrives on location somewhere in the Middle East.
The company manager in charge tells the fleet supervisor to ensure that the tanker truck is clearly labeled:
“Diesel Fuel” in Arabic and “No Smoking” in Arabic.
This is what he got …
(see attached photos)
This is for real !!!!
This is what the manager got on the tanker truck trailer
Is this stupid or ignorance?
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to revive and felt how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The Management Lessons From The Story
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! (Author unknown) Popularity: 1% Email This To Friends & Family
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ALL FAMILY MEMBERS SHOULD READ THIS, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN! These crooks are getting very creative! A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names in her cell phone contacts list/directory after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse, etc.., was stolen. Twenty minutes later she called her husband, from a pay telephone telling him what had happened. Her husband said, ‘I have just received your text message asking about our bank PIN number and I have replied a little while ago.’ When they rushed down to the bank, the staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen mobile phone to text her husband listed in the cell phone contacts list and got hold of their bank ATM card pin number. Within twenty minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.
Moral of the story: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people on your cell phone contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Mom, Dad, etc.., And very importantly, when sensitive information is being asked for through text messages, CONFIRM by calling back. Also, when you are being text messaged by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm whether that message came from them.. If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet ‘family and friends’ who text you.
PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON. I never thought about THAT! As of right now, do you have ‘home‘ listed in your cell phone directory?
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The relationship!
*Pencil:* I’m sorry…. *Eraser:* For what? You didn’t do anything wrong. *Pencil:* I’m sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, *Eraser:* That’s true. But I don’t really mind. You see, I was made to do I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very This is for all parents out there…..
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Hope this interesting story touches you the way it touched me!
GOODBYE MOM
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
He answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..
“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”
The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!
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The other toilet cubicle…
Traveling down a beautiful coast road I needed to use the toilet. I stopped at a rest area headed for the toilet, went into the cubicle and this is what happened…
"Hi, how are you?"
Now…I’m not the type to start a conversation in a toilet and I don’t know what got into me, but… I answered… "Doin' just fine!"
then the other person said: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? I’m thinking…. this is too bizarre… so I said: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I was just trying to get out as fast as I could when I heard another question. "Can I come over?"
OK, this question was just too weird for me but I figured I would just be polite and end the conversation…so I said: “No.. I’m just a little too busy right now !!!”
Then I hear the person say nervously… “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other cubicle who keeps answering all my questions”
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Long time ago, a man and a woman were madly in love.
They wanted to marry, but parents didn’t approve.
So they decided to suicide together, and planned to jump from a mountain.
The man could not bear to see his Sweet Heart Fall, so he convinced her that he will jump first, and he jumped. But the girl never jumped.
Thereafter all men decided to say….. “LADIES FIRST”
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The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?” “I really don’t know unless I weigh it,” said the professor, “but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?” ‘Nothing’ …the students said. ‘Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?’ the professor asked. ‘Your arm would begin to ache’ said one of the student “You’re right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?” “Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!” “Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?” Asked the professor. ‘No’.. Was the answer. “Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?” The students were puzzled. “What should I do now to come out of pain?” asked professor again. “Put the glass down!” said one of the students “Exactly!” said the professor. Life’s problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.
It’s important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to ‘PUT THEM DOWN’ at the end of every day before you go to sleep… That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way! So, when you start your day today, Remember to ‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!
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Barber in New York City There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK , who gave Free Haircuts to everybody who came into his shop to have their haircuts. One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied: ‘It’s alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’ The Florist was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door . A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied: ‘I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Sri Lankan software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replied: ‘I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’
The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there…………. Can you guess? Come on, think like a Srilankan…. have you got the answer ……….. ?????
come on ………….
guess
guess
guess………………………………………………
a dozen Sri Lankans waiting…for free haircuts!
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The Still Life Pictures
What Is the Purpose of this life?
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