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Will I get this back? – Emails For Friends

Interesting Emails — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 03:03:40 +0000

Will I get this back?

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;

Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.

Someone who makes you laugh
until you can’t stop;

Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship.
This is the sacred RED ROSE.

You MUST pass this rose on to at least 5 people within
the hour of receiving this rose. After you do, make a wish.
If you have passed it on, your wish will come true
and love will come your way shortly.

If not your life will stay the same as it has
always been.

Just be nice & pass it on….May we all be
loved so much.

Friend if I don’t get this back I can take a hint!
How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly
anyone.

I know! But some of us have all right friends and good
friends!!! Send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back
to you then you know that you are a true friend..

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Wonderful Funny Signs And Sayings From The Non-English World!

Interesting Emails — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 06:22:32 +0000

Wonderful, Funny English Sayings on Signboards

From The Non-English Speaking World

In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor’s office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a African Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a Cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo Bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)

A Laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

And finally the all time classic sign quote:

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window: IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…

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Portraits of Marriage Life IF Husband And Wife Always Fight

Interesting Emails — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:32:31 +0000

MEMORIES OF FIGHTING NEIGHBOURS ANY ONE ????

Is this what marriage really means?

Don’t Make Your Marriage Like This…

You Have The Power To Change.

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Chinese Speaking To A Chinese Telephone Operator

Interesting Emails — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:01:27 +0000

Chinese speaking to a Chinese telephone operator..

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree

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10 Most Common Passwords!!!

Interesting Emails — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 04:52:38 +0000

The following interesting trivia email forward was sent to us by Mark Alan Baker. You can also contribute to InterestingEmails.com by forwarding good email forwards to – admin@interestingemails.com. Thanks in advance.

Here are the 10 most common passwords:

1. password

2. 1233 or 123456

3. Qwerty

4. abc123

5. Iloveyou

6. Letmein

7. Monkey

8. trustno1

9. Your first name

10. Your username

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A Picture Worth A Thousand Words – Fuel Tanker Truck Warning Notice In Arabic!

Interesting Emails — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 22:54:39 +0000

A new fuel tanker truck arrives on location somewhere in the Middle East.

The company manager in charge tells the fleet supervisor to ensure that the tanker truck is clearly labeled:

“Diesel Fuel” in Arabic and “No Smoking” in Arabic.

This is what he got …

(see attached photos)

This is for real !!!!

This is what the manager got on the tanker truck trailer

Is this stupid or ignorance?

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Management Lessons In A Little Bird’s Story!

Interesting Emails — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 07:30:54 +0000

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to revive and felt how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The Management Lessons From The Story

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

(Author unknown)

Words That Men Love To Hear Vs Words That Women Love To Hear

Interesting Emails — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:30:07 +0000

Words that men love to hear:

“I believe in you.”

“I want you.”

“I feel safe with you.”

Words that women love to hear:

“I cherish you.”

“I need you.”

“I adore you.”

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Why Nerd Win? Michael Jordan Vs Bill Gates Wealth

Interesting Emails — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:12:07 +0000

Michael Jordan’s Wealth

Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he’ll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He’ll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He’ll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you’d be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He’ll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he’ll pull in about $5600.

This year, he’ll make more than twice as much as all past U.S. presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn’t it?

However…
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he’ll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

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So Who Do You Think You Are?

Interesting Emails — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:51:02 +0000

So Who Do You Think You Are?

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