When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
you ‘ re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he ‘ s only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he ‘ s on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it ‘ s because he ‘ s overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

ALL FAMILY MEMBERS SHOULD READ THIS, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN!

These crooks are getting very creative!

A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names in her cell phone contacts list/directory after her handbag was stolen.

Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse, etc.., was stolen.

Twenty minutes later she called her husband, from a pay telephone telling him what had happened.

Her husband said, ‘I have just received your text message asking about our bank PIN number and I have replied a little while ago.’

When they rushed down to the bank, the staff told them all the money was already withdrawn.

The thief had actually used the stolen mobile phone to text her husband listed in the cell phone contacts list and got hold of their bank ATM card pin number.

Within twenty minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the story:

Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people on your cell phone contact list.

Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Mom, Dad, etc..,

And very importantly, when sensitive information is being asked for through text messages, CONFIRM by calling back.

Also, when you are being text messaged by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm whether that message came from them..

If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet ‘family and friends’ who text you.

PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON.

I never thought about THAT!

As of right now, do you have ‘home‘ listed in your cell phone directory?

Interesting Emails

*Pencil:* I’m sorry….

*Eraser:* For what? You didn’t do anything wrong.

*Pencil:* I’m sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake,
you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you
lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.

*Eraser:* That’s true. But I don’t really mind. You see, I was made to do
this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though
one day, I know I’ll be gone and you’ll replace me with a new one, I’m
actually happy with my job.. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you
sad.

I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very
inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the
pencil. They’re always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes.
Sometimes along the way… they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and
eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new
(spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children,
and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.

This is for all parents out there…..

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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for meeting… on a Sunday morning… after breakfast…

Dad: People this is unacceptable. OK I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

All of them now in a state of shock and together they look at their maid who until now is patiently listening to them.

Maid (un baffled): So – what is the problem? We all use our work telephone.

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Hope this interesting story touches you the way it touched me!

GOODBYE MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..

“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said
You’d be paying for her things, too.”

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.

Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!

Happiness is rooted in Simplicity

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