Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house
for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect
a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home ——— A Good
Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:****
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
of them.*
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These are really good, gonna tell them to my wife lol
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