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Funny Indian SARDARJI Jokes

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup….

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child
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Golfing Woman And The Wishing Frog – Enjoy The Joke!

*After a long long time I have come across a good one guys……..

GREED NEVER PAYS !!!!!!!!!!!
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*An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! *

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!” The woman
said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will floc to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-

She’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
than you. ”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s
his is mine.”

So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like to
have a mild heart attack.” *

Moral of the story:

*Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers:

This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good *

Male readers:

Please scroll down. **

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The man had a heart attack ten times
“milder” than his wife!!! **

Moral of the story **:

**Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart **. **

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show **

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!! **

You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
ladies who have a good sense of humour :)* ****

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Funny Indian Marriage Proposal in Hinlish

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN HINGLISH! Hilarious !!!>


This is an actual letter (taken from The Times of India ) in response to a `Marriage
Proposal’ advertisement.

 

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am

seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper.

So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the

marriage with me.

 

I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside

Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna

only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna

Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body

is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly.

 

I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a

good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the

balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are

afraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high. That is very

danger for them.

 

I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am

happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft

because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on

top. That is how nice I am.

 

I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad

things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it

not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting

everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything.

Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I

pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing

everywhere.

 

I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday

open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living

with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own

hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you

will come and take my things into your hands.

 

Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly

loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you

and press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up,

with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am

stiff with excitement and anticipation.

 

Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.

 

Namaste.

Yours,

Hiralal

 

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