Software Developer’s Song for Project Managers and Consultants

The Developer’s Song for Project Managers and Consultants
(Sing to the tune of Celine Dion’s Because You Loved Me)

Because You Told Me

For all the bugs I had to fix
For all those hours spent after six
For all those specs I had to read
For every thing you made me speed
For every change you made me do
For every time you blamed me too
I’ll be forever thankful baby
You’re the one who worked me up
Never let me go
You’re the one who pushed me through it all

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn’t speak
You were my eyes when I couldn’t see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn’t reach
You gave me faith ‘coz you believed
I did everything I did,
Because you told me

You gave me timelines that made me cry
I had no choice but to tell you lies
I lost my mind, you brought it back to me
You said no client was out of reach
You stood by me, I took the fall
I used your plan for toilet roll
I’m grateful for each day you gave me
Maybe I don’t know that much
But I know this much is true
I did everything because you told me to

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn’t speak
You were my eyes when I couldn’t see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn’t reach
You gave me faith ‘coz you believed
I did everything I did,
Because you told me

I did everything I did,
Because you told me…

This one goes to those ‘special developers’  – we just want to say ‘Adoh’

Adoh! (sung to the tune of ‘Hello’ by Lionel Richie)

I’ve been testing this issue

With my mind

And in my dreams you’ve fixed this bug

A thousand times

I sometimes see you

Pass outside my floor

Adoh!

Yes it’s you I’m looking for!

I can see it in your code

I can see it using TOAD

A fix is all I’ve wanted

But you’ve made the thing implode

Because you should know just what to fix

But you’re up to your old tricks

And I want to tell you so much

PLEASE fix issue 16006

I long to see the CR accepted over there

And I tell you time and time again

How much Tony cares

Sometimes I feel my head will just explode

Aiyo!

This CR has to go

Sometimes I wonder where you are

And I wonder what the hell you do

Are you somewhere feeling crazy?

Or is someone coding for you?

Tell me how to make you work

For I haven’t got a clue

But let me start by saying; build CR 222

This is a true song dual that happened at MIT (Millenium IT – A Leading Software Company in the world for Stock Exchange software based in India and Sri Lanka) . The developer’s song was written by Hasitha Liyanage. The consultant’s song below was by Gehan (one of the ATS consultants)

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