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Smart Ass Out Of The Box Answers By Students Who Failed!

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Should have been given 100%

 

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

 

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

marriage

 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

 

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

 

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* it will simply become wet

 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

 

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.

 

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

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T-Shirt Of The Year – Cutest Breast Cancer Email Ever!

Read the T-Shirt and PLEASEKEEP IT GOING!


This is the cutest breast cancer email I have ever received.

tshirt breast cancer email

All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.

Even if it’s to one more person..

In memory of anyone you know that has

been struck down by cancer or is still living with cancer.

Please Keep this email forward Going!

A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.

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All you are asked to do is keep this message circulating.

This breast cancer message (including any attachments) is intended only for the use of the individual women, girls and femailes or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is non-public, proprietary, privileged, confidential, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law or may constitute as attorney work product. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination, distribution, or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, notify us immediately by telephone and (i) destroy this message if a facsimile or (ii) delete this message immediately if this is an electronic communication. Thank you.

What A Friend…

We make so many FRIENDS,

Some become Dearest,

Some become Special,

Fell in LOVE with someone,

Some go abroad,

Some change their cities,

Some left the country,

We left Some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact,

Some don’t contact because of their EGO,

We don’t contact some because of OUR EGO,

Whatever they were,

We still REMEMBER,

LOVE, MISS, CARE for THEM,

Because of the part they played to make MEMORIES.

Its friendship.. …..

When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name…..

When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply…

When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarrassing. ..

When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance….

When u argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing….

Friends….. …

They love you,

but they are not your lover

They care for you,

but they are not from your family

They are ready to share your pain,

but they are not in your blood relation .

They are……..FRIENDS! !!!!

True friend …… .

Scolds like a DAD..

Cares like a MOM..

Teases like a SISTER..

Irritates like a BROTHER..

And finally loves U more than a LOVER.


Send to all your good friends even me if I am one of them.
See how many you get back home…..

The Dumbest Kid In The World

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER

Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.


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Fill In The Blanks – Test Your English Vocabulary And Spelling

Can you….

FILL IN THE BLANKS

1.  BOO_S???

2.  _ _ NDOM???

3.  F_ _K???

4.  P_N_S???

5.  PU_S_???

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ANSWERS:

1.  BOOKS

2.  RANDOM

3.  FORK

4.  PANTS

5.  PULSE

Ok, Guys and Gals, No Cheating….how many did u get right?

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