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Yes You Can… But Not Everyone Can Do This…

Did You Know ???

 

Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst

cactus tree picture

But the Cactus Did it.

 

Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation

beautiful lion picture

But the Lion Did it.

 

Not Every Flower Can Represent Love

beautiful red roses

But Roses Did it.

 

Not Every Monkey Can Read E-Mails

zoo monkey cage

But You Did it !!!!! Congrats!!

 

PASS THIS ON TO THE NEXT MONKEY AND DON’T BREAK THE CHAIN

 

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Brilliant Lawyer’s Questions and Arguments – Real Court Stories

Things people have actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight..

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 


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Springtime Photos of Netherlands: Beautiful Keukenhof Garden & Tulip Flowers

SPRING….like you’ve never seen it before !

The Beautiful Keukenhof Garden & Tulip Flowers of Netherlands

orange tulip flowers
In springtime, the lowland area by the North Sea is carpeted with fields of gladioli, hyacinths, lilies, daffodils, crocuses… and, of course, tulips

netherlands tulip gardens

The patchwork quilt of colours in the Keukenhof park, just outside Lisse in South Holland, Netherlands , is a veritable feast for the eyes

netherlands flower shop amsterdam

Amsterdam’s flower market – the Bloemenmarkt – reflects the country’s passion for cut flowers and plants

 

keukenhof garden netherlands

Spring in Keukenhof Garden is one of the main tourist attractions of the Netherlands

 

keukenhof garden flowers

Around seven million bulbs are planted each year in the park at Keukenhof, in an area of 32 hectares

keukenhof flower garden

The bulbs of Keukenhof are re-planted each year according to the current trends and in collaboration with a number of gardening magazines

 

holland tulip farms

The best way to appreciate the full glory of the Dutch spring is to hire a bike and cycle one of the tourist routes among the bulb fields

flower crates netherlands

Tulips originated in the east and were brought to Holland from the Moslem Ottoman Empire in the mid 1500s

 

Bloemenmarkt flower seeds

The Bloemenmarkt – set on the capital’s Singel canal and said to be the world’s only floating flower market – has a score of stalls where you can buy all sorts of plants, flowers, bulbs and seeds

beautiful photographs netherlands

Keukenhof – literally ‘kitchen garden’ – is part of the hunting grounds of the ancient Teylingen estate

 

beautiful holland pictures

This year, the theme for the Keukenhof exhibition is Germany: Land of Poets and Philosophers

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