Tag Archives: forward funny emails

Wonderful Funny Signs And Sayings From The Non-English World!

Wonderful, Funny English Sayings on Signboards

From The Non-English Speaking World

 

In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

 

Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

 

 

Doctor’s office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

 

Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

 

In a African Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

 

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

 

On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

 

In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

 

In a Cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

 

Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

 

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

 

In a Tokyo Bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

 

Hotel, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

 

Hotel, Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

 

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

 

A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

 

Hotel, Zurich: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

 

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

 

 

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)

 

A Laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

And finally the all time classic sign quote:

 

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window: IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…

 

 

——

 

Get Funny Emails from www.interestingemails.com

picture worth thousand words

A Picture Worth A Thousand Words – Fuel Tanker Truck Warning Notice In Arabic!

A new fuel tanker truck arrives on location somewhere in the Middle East.
The company manager in charge tells the fleet supervisor to ensure that the tanker truck is clearly labeled:
“Diesel Fuel” in Arabic and “No Smoking” in Arabic.
This is what he got …
(see attached photos)

 

This is for real !!!!

fuel tanker truck

This is what the manager got on the tanker truck trailer

picture worth thousand words

Is this stupid or ignorance?

 

More Funny English Signs @ Interesting Emails

www.interestingemails.com

New York Barber’s Free Haircuts

I enjoyed it.

Hope you too will.

 

Barber in New York City

There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK , who gave Free Haircuts to everybody

who came into his shop to have their haircuts.

One day a florist went to him for a haircut.

After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied:

‘It’s alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’

The Florist was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,

there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.

But the barber replied: ‘I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’

The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

 

A Sri Lankan software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.

 

But the barber replied: ‘I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’
The SL software engineer was very happy and left.

 

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there………….

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Srilankan….

have you got the answer ……….. ?????

 

 

come on ………….

 

 

guess

 

 

guess

 

 

guess………………………………………………

 

 

a dozen Sri Lankans waiting…

for free haircuts!

 

If you enjoyed this you might also enjoy reading the interesting email about a Barber and the dumbest kid in the world!

~~ www.interestingemails.com ~~~

 

Got funny emails about your country? Send them to admin@interestingemails.com

Yes You Can… But Not Everyone Can Do This…

Did You Know ???

 

Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst

cactus tree picture

But the Cactus Did it.

 

Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation

beautiful lion picture

But the Lion Did it.

 

Not Every Flower Can Represent Love

beautiful red roses

But Roses Did it.

 

Not Every Monkey Can Read E-Mails

zoo monkey cage

But You Did it !!!!! Congrats!!

 

PASS THIS ON TO THE NEXT MONKEY AND DON’T BREAK THE CHAIN

 

~ Read, enjoy and forward more funny emails & interesting pictures @ www.interestingemails.com ~