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WHERE is GOD? ~ Funny Email Forwards for Parents

( I couldn’t help laughing at this funny email forward, I hope you will find it funny too. Have a interesting day 🙂

 

THEY WERE TWO LITTLE STUBBORN CHILDREN…

 

stubborn children photo

The two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

 

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

 

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

 

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”

 

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!

 

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “WHERE is GOD?!

 

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

 

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time!”

GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!

 

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Smart Arse Answers Awards 2011

SMART ARSE ANSWERS AWARDS 2011

6th Place

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

‘Would you like dinner?’ the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

‘What are my choices?’ the man asked.

‘Yes or no,’ she replied..

 

5th Place

 

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without blinking an eyelid she said,

‘Sir, I need to see your ticket – not your stub.’

 

4th Place

 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury’s but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, ‘Do these turkeys get any bigger?’

The assistant replied, ‘I’m afraid not, they’re dead.’

 

3rd Place

 

The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.

‘I’ve been waiting for you all day,’ the bobby said.

The kid replied, ‘Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.’

When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

 

2nd Place

 

A lorry driver was driving along on a country road.

A sign came up that read ‘ Low Bridge Ahead.’

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.

Cars were backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car came up.

The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry’s cab

And said to the driver,

‘Got stuck, eh?’

The lorry driver said, ‘No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!’

 

SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2011


A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam.

‘Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family,

but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!’

A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

‘What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?’

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sneering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

‘Well, I suppose you’d have to write with your other hand.’

 

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