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GOODBYE MOM!! (Hope this story touches you the way it touched me!)

Hope this interesting story touches you the way it touched me!

GOODBYE MOM

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

 

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

 

He answered, “That’s okay.”

 

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”

 

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”

 

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

 

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

 

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..

 

“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”

 

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said
You’d be paying for her things, too.”

 

 

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.


Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!

 little old lady

 

Happiness is rooted in Simplicity

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Moral of the Story

The teacher gave an assignment to her fifth grade class :Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

 

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

 

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

 

But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?’

 

”Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy . She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm , and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife . She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

 

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”

 

”Good Heavens,” said the horrified teacher. “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?”

 

“Stay away from Mommy when she’s drunk !!!”

 

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When Smart School Kids Make Rhymes…

Grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

 

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,

When I grow up to be a man,

I want to go to India and Japan ,

If I can, If I can, If I can.

 

“Very good”, the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.

 

My name is Sally,

When I grow up to be a lady,

I want to have a baby

If I can, if I can, if I can.

 

“That is good Sally,” the teacher said. “But maybe one day you will change your mind..”

 

Next up was Glenn.

Here is his rhyme:

 

My name is Glenn,

When I grow up to be a man,

Never mind India and Japan ,

I’m gonna help Sally with her plan,

I know I can, I can, I can.

 

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Last picture says it all…

 

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Yep, enough said !

 

 

 

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