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Funny Lawyer Jokes ~ Don’t Mess with Chinese

A American lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The
lawyer is thinking that Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them
easy…So the lawyer asks if the Chinese guy would like to play a fun game.

 

The China guy is tired and just wants to take a nap so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a
lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay
me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you
$500, he says. This catches the Chinese guy’s attention and to keep the
American lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

 

The American lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth
to the Moon?’ The Chinese doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket
pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the American lawyer.

 

Now, it’s the Chinese guys turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up
a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ The American lawyer uses his
laptop and searches all references he could find on the Internet. He sends e-mails to
all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he
finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese
pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

 

The American lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and
asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
four?’

 

The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the American lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.

 

Moral of the story – Don’t mess with us Chinese.

 

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Learning English Alfabet The Punjabi Way! ~ Funny Indian Emails

How the Indians in Panjabi state learn their English alfabet…

 

Say them out loud 🙂

 

A is for Aiscreame

 

B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.

 

C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its first name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g. ‘Defence Cloney’.

 

D is for the proverbial ‘Dangar da Puttar’

 

E is for Expanditure, the spending of money

 

F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually just the front of a building

 

G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot his gaddi puts any F1 driver to shame.

 

H is for ‘Ho Jayega Ji’, and the moment you hear that you have to be careful because you can be reasonably sure it’s not going to happen.

 

I is for Intzaar, and to know more about it see P.

 

J is for Jutt, which every Punjabi seems to be.

 

K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses

(e.g.’Keeping up with the Khuranas ji’)

 

L is for Loin, the king of the jungle

 

M is for ‘Mrooti’, the car that an entire generation of Punjabis were in love with.

 

N is for ‘No Problem Ji.’ To find out how that works see H.

 

O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a greeting (Oyy!), anger (OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy…).

 

P is for Punj Mint, and no matter how near (1 km) or far(100 km) a Punjabi is from you he

always says he’ll reach you in punj mint (5 minutes…).

 

Q is for Queue, a word completely untranslatable into Punjabi – does not exist in the culture.

 

R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one (risk), even if the odds are against him.

 

S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu, who seem to own half the cars in Delhi .

 

T is for the official bird of Punjab : Tandoori Chickun.

 

U is for when you lose your sex appeal and become ‘Uncul-ji’

 

V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 2 lakhs and counting.

 

W is for Whan, as in ‘Whan are you coming, ji?’

 

X is for the many X-rated words that flow freely in Punjabi conversations.

 

Y is for ‘You nonsanse’, when anger replaces vocabulary in a shouting match.

 

Z is for Zindgi which every Punjabi knows how to live to the fullest.

 

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