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A Picture Worth A Thousand Words – Fuel Tanker Truck Warning Notice In Arabic!

A new fuel tanker truck arrives on location somewhere in the Middle East.
The company manager in charge tells the fleet supervisor to ensure that the tanker truck is clearly labeled:
“Diesel Fuel” in Arabic and “No Smoking” in Arabic.
This is what he got …
(see attached photos)

 

This is for real !!!!

fuel tanker truck

This is what the manager got on the tanker truck trailer

picture worth thousand words

Is this stupid or ignorance?

 

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WHERE is GOD? ~ Funny Email Forwards for Parents

( I couldn’t help laughing at this funny email forward, I hope you will find it funny too. Have a interesting day 🙂

 

THEY WERE TWO LITTLE STUBBORN CHILDREN…

 

stubborn children photo

The two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

 

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

 

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

 

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”

 

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!

 

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “WHERE is GOD?!

 

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

 

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time!”

GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!

 

PLEASE DON’T LAUGH ALONE. PASS THIS FORWARD THIS FUNNY EMAIL ON!

 

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Highway Patrol Police Cars Around The world

Cars of Police Departments of various countries……… ?


Italian police car…Lamborgini… Gallardo..max speed 320km/hr

Lamborgini gallardo car

 

Japan… Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX …max speed 280km/hr

japan police cars

 

France Police Highway Patrol …Peugeut…Sports GT

France peugeut sports gt

 

Spain ……Audi TT max speed 280km/hr

spain police audi tt

 

England …… Porsche …..Do I have to tell the speed…

england police porsche

 

Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World !!!

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Indian Police Jeep

india police jeep

Max Speed not disclosed due to

Security Reasons …))

What gender is computer? – This Is Funny

A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer‘?’


Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:


1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)


The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (‘el computador’), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2.. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won.

 

 

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