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Portraits of Marriage Life IF Husband And Wife Always Fight

MEMORIES OF FIGHTING NEIGHBOURS ANY ONE ????

 

Is this what marriage really means?

 

happy married couple

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enjoy married life
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fighting husband wife
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poor husband wife

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husband wife fighting
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wife beating husband

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wife hitting husband

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patient house wife

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couple bath together

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joys of marriage

 

Don’t Make Your Marriage Like This…

 

You Have The Power To Change.

 

 

SEE ALSO – A Mother’s Gift To Newly Married Couple…

 

 

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Name Is The Game – Naming Children According To Parents Jobs!

It has been suggested that people should name their children according to their occupation or job. For instance:

Lawyer’s daughter: Sue

Thief’s son: Rob

Lawyer’s son: Will

Doctor’s son: Bill

Hair stylist’s son: Bob

Homeopathic doctor’s son: Herb

Justice of the peace’s daughter: Mary

Sound stage technician’s son: Mike

Gambler’s daughter: Bette

Iron worker’s son: Rusty

Sweeper’s son: Dustin

TV star’s daughter: Emmy

Movie star’s son: Oscar

 

(Author unknown)

 

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little old lady

GOODBYE MOM!! (Hope this story touches you the way it touched me!)

Hope this interesting story touches you the way it touched me!

GOODBYE MOM

smell roses pictures

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

 

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

 

He answered, “That’s okay.”

 

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”

 

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”

 

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

 

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

 

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..

 

“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”

 

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said
You’d be paying for her things, too.”

 

 

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.


Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!

 little old lady

 

Happiness is rooted in Simplicity

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Smart Ass Out Of The Box Answers By Students Who Failed!

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% 
Should have been given 100%

 

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

 

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

marriage

 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

 

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

 

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* it will simply become wet

 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

 

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.

 

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

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* Stupid Questions With Smart Answers

 

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New York Barber’s Free Haircuts

I enjoyed it.

Hope you too will.

 

Barber in New York City

There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK , who gave Free Haircuts to everybody

who came into his shop to have their haircuts.

One day a florist went to him for a haircut.

After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied:

‘It’s alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’

The Florist was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,

there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.

But the barber replied: ‘I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’

The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

 

A Sri Lankan software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.

 

But the barber replied: ‘I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’
The SL software engineer was very happy and left.

 

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there………….

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Srilankan….

have you got the answer ……….. ?????

 

 

come on ………….

 

 

guess

 

 

guess

 

 

guess………………………………………………

 

 

a dozen Sri Lankans waiting…

for free haircuts!

 

If you enjoyed this you might also enjoy reading the interesting email about a Barber and the dumbest kid in the world!

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