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Wonderful Funny Signs And Sayings From The Non-English World!

Wonderful, Funny English Sayings on Signboards

From The Non-English Speaking World

 

In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

 

Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

 

 

Doctor’s office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

 

Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

 

In a African Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

 

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

 

On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

 

In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

 

In a Cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

 

Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

 

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

 

In a Tokyo Bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

 

Hotel, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

 

Hotel, Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

 

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

 

A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

 

Hotel, Zurich: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

 

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

 

 

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)

 

A Laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

And finally the all time classic sign quote:

 

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window: IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…

 

 

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A Picture Worth A Thousand Words – Fuel Tanker Truck Warning Notice In Arabic!

A new fuel tanker truck arrives on location somewhere in the Middle East.
The company manager in charge tells the fleet supervisor to ensure that the tanker truck is clearly labeled:
“Diesel Fuel” in Arabic and “No Smoking” in Arabic.
This is what he got …
(see attached photos)

 

This is for real !!!!

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This is what the manager got on the tanker truck trailer

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Is this stupid or ignorance?

 

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Words That Men Love To Hear Vs Words That Women Love To Hear

Words that men love to hear:

“I believe in you.”

“I want you.”

“I feel safe with you.”

Words that women love to hear:

“I cherish you.”

“I need you.”

“I adore you.”

 

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Funny African Pictures Gallery – Only In Africa Funny Pictures

Who need an Expensive iPod or Walkman

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I just love Africa , simple and not complicated.

We are just who we are.
No stress.
I am proud to be African.

 

African Transportation – 1 – Toyota Co(w)rolla

 

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Because Petrol is Expensive why not use a Cowrolla

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Must be Zimbabwe ???

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This vehicle was seen near Makerere , Zimbabwe

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Listen – English is only a 2nd language !!!
You’ve got to make allowances.

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African Transportation 2 – You are going to die before you even get to the Hospital

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This was photographed in Buru Buru, Nairobi . Kenya

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Hot water system. Home made

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Transportation – 2 – pick-up truck !!!

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These guys must have smoked weed!
Look at the goat.

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Human ingenuity?
Painting the swimming pool.

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‘Nuff said !!!

 

 

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If you can read this you have a Strong Mind

 

Now isn’t this interesting?

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