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Chinese Speaking To A Chinese Telephone Operator

Chinese speaking to a Chinese telephone operator..

 

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

 

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me

 

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

 

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

 

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

 

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

 

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

 

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

 

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

 

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

 

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree

 

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ME & my BOSS! – Interesting Office Emails

ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don ‘ t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

 

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

 

When I make a mistake,
you ‘ re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he ‘ s only human.

 

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he ‘ s on business.

 

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

 

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it ‘ s because he ‘ s overworked

 

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

 

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