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Smart Ass Out Of The Box Answers By Students Who Failed!

Should have been given 100%


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?



Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* it will simply become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

* No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.


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Six Truths of Life

Six Truths of Life




1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.









2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.









3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.








4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.








5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.








6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.








I apologise about this. I’m an idiot too and I needed company.



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Funny Lawyer Jokes ~ Don’t Mess with Chinese

A American lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The
lawyer is thinking that Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them
easy…So the lawyer asks if the Chinese guy would like to play a fun game.


The China guy is tired and just wants to take a nap so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a
lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay
me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you
$500, he says. This catches the Chinese guy’s attention and to keep the
American lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.


The American lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth
to the Moon?’ The Chinese doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket
pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the American lawyer.


Now, it’s the Chinese guys turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up
a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ The American lawyer uses his
laptop and searches all references he could find on the Internet. He sends e-mails to
all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he
finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese
pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.


The American lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and
asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with


The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the American lawyer $5 and goes back to


Moral of the story – Don’t mess with us Chinese.


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