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Funny Lawyer Jokes ~ Don’t Mess with Chinese

A American lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The
lawyer is thinking that Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them
easy…So the lawyer asks if the Chinese guy would like to play a fun game.

 

The China guy is tired and just wants to take a nap so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a
lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay
me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you
$500, he says. This catches the Chinese guy’s attention and to keep the
American lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

 

The American lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth
to the Moon?’ The Chinese doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket
pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the American lawyer.

 

Now, it’s the Chinese guys turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up
a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ The American lawyer uses his
laptop and searches all references he could find on the Internet. He sends e-mails to
all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he
finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese
pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

 

The American lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and
asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
four?’

 

The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the American lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.

 

Moral of the story – Don’t mess with us Chinese.

 

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Funny Quotes About Wives – Humour Without Evil Intentions

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

 

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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to

get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

 

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.

 

(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife

 

Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

 

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`

Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

 

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!

 

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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house
for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

 

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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

 

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect
a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home ——— A Good
Maid!

 

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:****
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
of them.*

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Highway Patrol Police Cars Around The world

Cars of Police Departments of various countries……… ?


Italian police car…Lamborgini… Gallardo..max speed 320km/hr

Lamborgini gallardo car

 

Japan… Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX …max speed 280km/hr

japan police cars

 

France Police Highway Patrol …Peugeut…Sports GT

France peugeut sports gt

 

Spain ……Audi TT max speed 280km/hr

spain police audi tt

 

England …… Porsche …..Do I have to tell the speed…

england police porsche

 

Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World !!!

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Indian Police Jeep

india police jeep

Max Speed not disclosed due to

Security Reasons …))