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Smart Ass Out Of The Box Answers By Students Who Failed!

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% 
Should have been given 100%

 

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

 

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

marriage

 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

 

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

 

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* it will simply become wet

 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

 

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.

 

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

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I WAN’T TO BE TV (inspirational)

A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them…

At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional.

Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying and asked her:

– What happened?

She answered:

– Read this. It’s one of my students essays

Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a television. I want to take its place. Live like the TV in my house. Have my own special place, And have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk…. I want to be the center of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired. And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me… And… I want my brothers to fight to be with me… I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it that I can make them all happy and entertain them…

Lord I don’t ask you for much… I just want to live like every TV

At that moment the husband said:

– ‘My God, poor kid. What horrible parents!

She looked up at him and said:

– ‘That essay is our son’s!!!

Parents wake up !!