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World’s First Dual Screen Laptop Toshiba Libretto W100

Looks like Apple Macbooks and Apple Ipods are not the only innovators and leaders in new innovative products to storm the consumer electronic markets today! Take a look at this.

Featured below here is the World’s First Dual Screen Laptop Toshiba Libretto W100.

toshiba Libretto W100 Laptop

You can use it both horizontally and vertically. So the Toshiba Libretto W100 Laptop shown here for reading websites and content like a book or electronic newspaper

toshiba Libretto W100

another angle photo of the toshiba Libretto W100 Laptop

toshiba dual screen

a demonstration of the touch operated dual screens of this laptop

libretto w100 toshiba

The Libretto w100 Toshiba with dual display photo

libretto laptop screen

libretto laptop screen with sticky notes and brainstorming ideas.

Dual Screen Laptop

This Toshiba made laptop has a virtual keyboard. Use one screen as the normal display screen and the other touch screen as the virtual keyboard of this Toshiba w100 laptop. Cool!

This tablet has two touchscreens, each with LED backlighting and 1,024 x 600 resolution. You will note the virtual keyboard, and it is billed as “the world’s first dual touch-screen Windows mini-notebook PC”. It can be used both vertically and horizontally, thanks to a built-in accelerometer. The battery life is good for 2 or 4 hours with high-capacity battery.Other features include Intel Pentium U5400 CPU , 62GB SSD, 2GB RAM, WiMAX, Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Bluetooth connection type 2.1, Micro SD/SDHC slot, USB port, and Windows 7 Home Premium 32bit.

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IT Professionals And Prostitutes… Are We ??

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Like a prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Like a prostitute.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as
you…
Like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spent the rest of my life doing
this.”
Like a prostitute ……..

Job Definitions For Designations At Software Offices

Wonderful definitions for designations at office:


1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Software Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months

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Any software engineer/developer out there is this true in your office?

Software Developer’s Song for Project Managers and Consultants

The Developer’s Song for Project Managers and Consultants
(Sing to the tune of Celine Dion’s Because You Loved Me)

Because You Told Me

For all the bugs I had to fix
For all those hours spent after six
For all those specs I had to read
For every thing you made me speed
For every change you made me do
For every time you blamed me too
I’ll be forever thankful baby
You’re the one who worked me up
Never let me go
You’re the one who pushed me through it all

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn’t speak
You were my eyes when I couldn’t see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn’t reach
You gave me faith ‘coz you believed
I did everything I did,
Because you told me

You gave me timelines that made me cry
I had no choice but to tell you lies
I lost my mind, you brought it back to me
You said no client was out of reach
You stood by me, I took the fall
I used your plan for toilet roll
I’m grateful for each day you gave me
Maybe I don’t know that much
But I know this much is true
I did everything because you told me to

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn’t speak
You were my eyes when I couldn’t see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn’t reach
You gave me faith ‘coz you believed
I did everything I did,
Because you told me

I did everything I did,
Because you told me…

This one goes to those ‘special developers’  – we just want to say ‘Adoh’

Adoh! (sung to the tune of ‘Hello’ by Lionel Richie)

I’ve been testing this issue

With my mind

And in my dreams you’ve fixed this bug

A thousand times

I sometimes see you

Pass outside my floor

Adoh!

Yes it’s you I’m looking for!

I can see it in your code

I can see it using TOAD

A fix is all I’ve wanted

But you’ve made the thing implode

Because you should know just what to fix

But you’re up to your old tricks

And I want to tell you so much

PLEASE fix issue 16006

I long to see the CR accepted over there

And I tell you time and time again

How much Tony cares

Sometimes I feel my head will just explode

Aiyo!

This CR has to go

Sometimes I wonder where you are

And I wonder what the hell you do

Are you somewhere feeling crazy?

Or is someone coding for you?

Tell me how to make you work

For I haven’t got a clue

But let me start by saying; build CR 222

This is a true song dual that happened at MIT (Millenium IT – A Leading Software Company in the world for Stock Exchange software based in India and Sri Lanka) . The developer’s song was written by Hasitha Liyanage. The consultant’s song below was by Gehan (one of the ATS consultants)