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Funny Dictionary Definitions for Common Words

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
funny george bush
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

atom bomb explosion

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
university lecture students

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

politician shaking hands

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

pessimist photo sign
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

happy bathing kids

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

greedy miser photo

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

great philosopher picture

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

gold wrist watch

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

funny diplomat signs
ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

etc sign photo

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

eiffel tower jumping

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

ecstasy feeling picture

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

dictionary words picture

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

criminal firiging gun

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

committee meeting photo

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

comference room picture

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

classic book photos

 

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
cigarette smoking woman

 

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

chocolate cake images

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

Chinese father son
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

bad experience man

 

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